March 2010
14 posts
eat the cherry under pain of death..
(Pictured above old spec can, now contains the phrase ‘all shapes,all sizes’)
Im a sucker for tinned fruit cocktail, but i feel sainsbury’s have let me down two-fold here.
Number 1 the consistancy of said fruit has been reduced to a watery mush. Where is my solid al dente pear i ask? has sainsburys become froogle with fruit?
Number 2 i thought they had redeemed them selves...
““I do not agree with a word that geese say, but I will defend to the death their...”
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Is he a sardine??
No, he’s Tom O Connor……
L'oie on toilet facilities #2
Location: Pizza Express - 56 Peter Street - Manchester
At first i was hessitant. Unable to see any form of sign for the toilets from my possition in the restaurant and being an english male goose, refused to inquire as to their whereabouts. I decided to risk burst kiddneys in exchange for false shame.
I enjoyed a good meal, both visually and on the pallet and managed to sink a sneeky ale along...
The State of comedy
It seems to me that there isn’t much good comedy on tv these days.
As an infant goose, primetime comedy commenced around 9 through to 11, on various days of the week, (the majority of the time being a friday) consisting of gems such as shooting stars, NMTB (with the 50’s throwback grease ball) The fast show and League of gentlemen. After which point id dabble in a ‘trashy’...
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Number one With a bullet....
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*for legal reasons the person pictured above has been given red eye to conceal her identity.the moustache is real.
“When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the Geese...”
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- Winston Churchill
One step down from sild....
But still a quick and tastey treat for the discerning goose on the go!
why not try….
slicing one burger bun in half - grill to a light golden crisp
add one and a half sardines to each half of bun (tomato sauce/oil optional)
top with a little grated cheese and re-grill until warm.
the geese at your near by lake will lay you golden eggs if you turn up with these to feed them!...
““It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand...”
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L'oie on toilet facilities #1
Location: The Venue - Jackson Row - Manchester
Very few toilets give off a good whiff, and this one is no exception.
Even for an inebriated waterfowl this was a sorry sight. no one be them human or goose, should be allowed to bare witness to holes in the back of cubicle walls used as piss-depositories so full, i could’ve meandered around in them.
With this in mind i decided to opt for...
“If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to Geese.”
– Mother Teresa
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OMG (Our Monthly Goose)
Fellow goosey brethren!
To spread more awarness and an insight into goose-life, i propose a monthly goose featurette.
I intend to include snappysnaps of said goose of the month, bio and their hobbies and interests.
Many quacks,
L’oie x
http://www.greygoose.com/ →
bidding the night farewell with a choice tipple. goose friendly!