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so forget the tripe, scoff on my fois gras (metaphorically speaking).
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eat the cherry under pain of death..

(Pictured above old spec can, now contains the phrase ‘all shapes,all sizes’)

Im a sucker for tinned fruit cocktail, but i feel sainsbury’s have let me down two-fold here.

Number 1 the consistancy of said fruit has been reduced to a watery mush. Where is my solid al dente pear i ask? has sainsburys become froogle with fruit?

Number 2 i thought they had redeemed them selves by teasing me with fruit nirvana, but it turned out to be an aweful illusion…

what i thought i saw bobbing around the fruity depths of my tin…

when what i actually found was more like this…

to show a goose a clear half cherry is fine but to taunt him with a full one is lunacy.

l’oie x