Mar
30th
Tue
30th
eat the cherry under pain of death..

(Pictured above old spec can, now contains the phrase ‘all shapes,all sizes’)
Im a sucker for tinned fruit cocktail, but i feel sainsbury’s have let me down two-fold here.
Number 1 the consistancy of said fruit has been reduced to a watery mush. Where is my solid al dente pear i ask? has sainsburys become froogle with fruit?
Number 2 i thought they had redeemed them selves by teasing me with fruit nirvana, but it turned out to be an aweful illusion…
what i thought i saw bobbing around the fruity depths of my tin…

when what i actually found was more like this…

to show a goose a clear half cherry is fine but to taunt him with a full one is lunacy.
l’oie x
